I AM SCREAMING YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THIS. This is the same girl who did that “if the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church” video and she’s doing a drunk book review for Throne of Glass. Highlights include:
“I usually read Young Adult. Anything with kissing and slaughter.”
“She has been forced to serve out this prison sentence for doing tomfoolery… you know, killing bitches and… stealing shit”
“Not a trace of melanin in sight”
“In my head she was banging”
“You’re not regulated to one weenie just because he’s nice to you”
“Chaol is like your annual snoozefest” (chaol bby she didn’t mean it)
“Dorian is like your resident man-hoe. He will plough anything in sight.”
“Give me someone who’s probably going to get arrested soon and you got me hooked”
“She came to Adarlan and she came to fuck shit up”
“My people deserve better, you hoe-ass bitch”
“My good sis Nehemia, she got done dirty as fuck.”
“This is Manon. She is a witch and she is really hot […] I would also probably kiss her.” (MOOD)
“He can whoop yo ass, he can whoop yo mamma’s ass, he could whoop everybody’s ass.”
IN CONCLUSION: watch the video 👏 subscribe to this girl’s channel
👏 watch this video too for good measure just because it’s funny as hell
👏THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
earlier today i saw that big bang theory was nominated for most popular comedy show over brooklyn nine nine and in this essay i’ll discuss why we, as a species, need another plague
